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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer, " the man said, "I can expl
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer, " the man said, "I can expl
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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer, " the man said, "I can explain. ""Just be quiet!" snapped the officer. "Or I’m going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back. ""But officer, I just wanted to say..." "And I said KEEP QUIET! Now you’re going to jail!" A few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a great mood when he gets here. " " Don’t count on it, " said the prisoner. " I’m the groom; he is my father-in-law. "
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一名骑摩托车的男子在大街上超速行驶,警官将他拦了下来。“警官,我……”男子辩解说,“听我解释……”“你闭嘴!”警官喝道:“等长官回来,我让你到监狱里去反省!”“警官,我是说……”“我叫你闭嘴!你等着进监狱吧!”几小时以后,警官给罪犯做笔录的时候说:“你挺走运的,今天长官女儿结婚。他回来心情一定不错。”“甭指望了,”罪犯说:“我是新郎,他是我岳父。”
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