A、a postcard B、a questionnaire C、free samples of tinned meat D、a letter B

M: Good morning, love.
W: Morning.
M: Sleep well? I’ve made some tea; here you are
W: Thanks, Any post?
M: Not really. There’ s a questionnaire to fill in from the company which gave us the free samples of tinned meat to try out for them.
W: They’ ve got a nerve!
M: But we did say we’d return the questionnaire when we took the samples.
W: What do they want to know?
M: If we liked it.
W: If we liked it? Are they joking? You’ re not fining it in now, are you? What for?
M: We did premise and if I do it now I can post it on my way to work.
W: Well, write ’ didn’ t like it.
M: I’ll put ’ not much. ’ That sounds nicer. Then it says ’ If not, why? ’
W: No flavor. Too much fat.
M: ’How did you cook it ?’ is next.
W: Fried it like they said, didn’t I? Took a mouthful and gave it to the cat.
M: "Guests ’ comments, if any"!
W: The cat became ill. Poor thing, her fur went all green.
M: Did guests ask for the brand name?’
W: Tell them that our cat can’t speak.
M: ’Will you be buying our product regularly?’
W: Certainly not! They must be out of their minds.
M: ’Did you find the tin attractive?’
W: Cut myself opening it. Nearly lost my thumb. Couldn’t use it for a week. I thought it was infected.
M: ’Any other comments?’
W: Well, tell them we’ re too polite to answer that.